The other day I was thinking about the time that Barry Bonds (I think it was) sneezed so hard that he broke his own rib. I wanted to make a joke about that, to say that I wanted to be even stronger than that, and to use a hyperbolic example to emphasize my point. I thought of a few lines, but I wasn’t sure which one was best.
First, I thought to expand the reaction to elsewhere in my body:
“I want to be so strong that when I sneeze, I break my own leg!”
Then, to elsewhere in space:
“…so strong that when I sneeze, I break somebody else’s ribs!”
Then, there’s the scatological example:
“…when I fart, I break my pelvis!”
And finally, the combination:
“..when I fart, I break somebody else’s arm!”
What do y’all think? Which one is funniest?
Why does this sound familiar? I choose the latter. I believe that’s consistant with my former vote.
Make the last one happen, and take video of it for me.
When you sneeze, an elderly man’s anus begins leaking colostrum.
I like that when you sneeze, you break someone else’s ribs, but I’m not much for fart jokes, so there you have it. My husband would probably LOVE the last one.