Got me a good text message on the phone today (leet speak as in the original):
“Hey girl, this is Mike, the shy guy who asked U 4 your # the other night. I’m 2 nervous 2 talk, but I wanted 2 let U know I am thinking of U. Call me sometime.”
I call upon the collective wisdom of LiveJournal to come up with witty responses I can send back to him.
MEET ME IN STALL 3 AT 4 PM, ILL HAVE THE COKE, YOU BRING THE LUBE
T STIMPS IT IS NOW PAST 8 AND I AM COLD AND OUT OF TWIZZLERS
Time to bring out the Mike & Ikes, baybee… HURRRRRRRRR…
Wow. Prince is really running out of song titles.
“Hi Mike. I was 2 shy 2 ask… but do U like anal sex?? I want UR cock in my ass sooo bad! U know where 2 find me!!”