Transplanting flowers from the green hill,

Got me a good text message on the phone today (leet speak as in the original):

“Hey girl, this is Mike, the shy guy who asked U 4 your # the other night. I’m 2 nervous 2 talk, but I wanted 2 let U know I am thinking of U. Call me sometime.”

I call upon the collective wisdom of LiveJournal to come up with witty responses I can send back to him.

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  1. stimps says:
    October 20, 2003 at 10:04 am

    MEET ME IN STALL 3 AT 4 PM, ILL HAVE THE COKE, YOU BRING THE LUBE

  2. substitute says:
    October 20, 2003 at 10:05 am

    T STIMPS IT IS NOW PAST 8 AND I AM COLD AND OUT OF TWIZZLERS

  3. stimps says:
    October 20, 2003 at 10:16 am

    Time to bring out the Mike & Ikes, baybee… HURRRRRRRRR…

  4. nosrialleon says:
    October 20, 2003 at 12:44 pm

    Wow. Prince is really running out of song titles.

  5. tyrsalvia says:
    October 20, 2003 at 6:07 pm

    “Hi Mike. I was 2 shy 2 ask… but do U like anal sex?? I want UR cock in my ass sooo bad! U know where 2 find me!!”

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