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Caption contest!

“He’s escaped… into the matrix!”
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A winner is you!
Not much of a contest if you post the definitive caption.
I was sure y’all could come up with something way better. Maybe about how he was stabbed to death with a toothpick. I just thought that one up in like 5 minutes this morning maybe to get people started.
“There is no toothpick.”
“The Vesuvian Slug race off-track betting was hot and heavy for the first century. Some of the unluckier betters did not have heirs to pass their bets along to.”
Fucking monitors on the ceiling…