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The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Having stayed up all night (again), I have discovered Ear Lifts through the miracle of extended cable.
We found her hidden just behind those screens,
Yum!
For life predestined to the Gnomes’ embrace.
File under “too obvious to actually be considered news” :
Like a staff,
I went to the Home and Garden Show on Saturday. It was pretty cool overall. There were lots of neat booths, for lawn decoration, saunas, doors, windows, decoration, interior designers, silly products (my favorite being the Dryer Balls), and there was even a section with the humane society and lots of cute doggies and even cuter kitties. One guy I saw had these really cool metal sculptures and stuff, so I took one of his business cards, which had on them, among other things, his URL.. So I visited it. Holy crap. Now the kicker to this story isn’t his site so much — I mean, there’s tons of shitty looking websites out there. No, what I think is so funny is that his website has a link to its “designers”. The URL is http://members.tripod.com/chmnyswp2/title-1.html. Just the URL should preclude them from ever getting business, but the site itself just seals the deal. How they got Mr “Wizard of Metal” to pay them, I have no idea.
Maybe he’ll let me redo his site in exchange for one of this neat sculptures.
Grown now, be repairing my faults with forgiveness.
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Caption contest!

“He’s escaped… into the matrix!”
Before striding the push broom up and down
I cannot look at this picture without laughing.
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
the lamp which had gone out.
BUY ME THIS.