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Posted in Spam on September 7th, 2008 by avi – Be the first to comment

I got email today from one Enid Vasostomy. The subject line was “Prescribed for psychoactive use” and the message body was “mixed worry able only, marry tooth lower its plate.”, along with a link to a website. The website was not for prescription medication but actually some kind of weird porn thing, so I won’t provide the link. I just enjoy sometimes having some truly absurd spam slip through my filters.

For those curious, “vasostomy” is a medical procedure. Like the similarly-named vasectomy, it involves the vas deferens, but instead of cutting it, a hole is made into it. I don’t know under what circumstances this would be advisable, but I don’t think I want one any time soon. I hope Enid’s is doing well.

And chiefly thou, O Spirit, that dost prefer

Posted in Spam on May 17th, 2008 by avi – 4 Comments

I got some really high-quality spam today. Check this out:

From: “adam jamil”
Subject: Mr SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don’t comply. I was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,500 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $4,500. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out on.

That brought the fog and mist.

Posted in Spam on July 24th, 2007 by avi – 5 Comments

I get a fair amount of spam. Actually, I get a really enormous amount of spam, hundreds of messages a day, but I hardly see any of it before it’s auto filtered and all that stuff. Now and then, however, a piece slips through the filters and I see it in one of my real mail folders. Usually I take a look at the message, more out of curiosity than anything else. Sometimes if it looks like an interesting scam message, I will investigate it a little more to see how they’re trying to fool people.

Most scams try to look like a legitimate email from a real service, like eBay or amazon or a bank or whatever. They generally try to look like some kind of warning message, like authorizing a large transfer from your paypal account, or a warning about account expiration or a fraud alert, etc. They then tell you click a link to verify / update / cancel whatever they’re lying to you about. The page they link to looks just like the site you think you’re on, but it’s actually at some other site, and when you enter your username / password, you’re now screwed. These are very easy to detect: the links you click on usually look something like this:

(This URL is from a fake email about a security problem with Chase)

http://64.310.180.28/chaseonline.chase.com/colappmgr/colportal/prospect_nfpb=true_pageLabel=page_logon/How%20We%20Protect%20You.htm

With a very cursory examination we see that it looks to be linking to “chaseonline.chase.com”, but the actual host in this URL is just some random IP address. (In this case, a random IP address in Georgia. If I had to guess, I’d say it was a hijacked PC.)

Now the scam I just got, tricked me for almost a full second, and as such impressed me. It was a fake eBay email, claiming to be an urgent question from someone interested in buying one of my eBay items (of which I have none). I hovered the URLs in the email, as I usually do when they slip through, and was shocked to see that they were actually links to eBay! I thought at first that it was some kind of misconfigured spam that wasn’t sending me off to the wrong place, until I looked a little more closely at the URLs:

http://cgi1.ebay.com/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?RedirectEnter&partner=25047&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fus.ebayobjects.com%2F2c%3B47586106%3B12593038%3Bl%3Fhttp://www.aol.com/redir.adp?_url=http://265.128.166.295:82/httpsiginin.ebay.com/reg.php

That’s actually a link to a function on eBay’s site to redirect people off of their site. In this case it’s redirecting to this URL:

http://us.ebayobjects.com/2c;47927106;12587238;l?http://www.aol.com/redir.adp?_url=http://265.128.166.295:82/httpsiginin.ebay.com/reg.php

Which is then redirecting to this URL:

http://www.aol.com/redir.adp?_url=http://265.128.166.295:82/httpsiginin.ebay.com/reg.php

Which is actually a URL at AOL, which finally redirects to this URL:

http://265.128.166.295:82/httpsiginin.ebay.com/reg.php

Which is your basic scammer’s site. (And in this case, is an IP address in Florida.)

Why so convoluted? Well, at first they want to do this to make the URL look like it’s a real eBay URL, in order to fool spam detectors (which it did) and, secondarily, people like me (which it also did, for a very short period of time). However, redirectors like this, at least on good websites, will only allow themselves to be used to redirect to a certain list of sites. In this case, we see that the eBay redirector will only allow redirections to ebayobjects.com. However, there’s a redirector on ebayobjects.com which allows redirections to aol.com. And then, clearly, the AOL redirector is stupid, and allows redirection anywhere. This is a fairly clever setup. You could have some fun writing some code to find these “open relays” with some clever google searches, and then finding paths between them, to make all kinds of multi-redirect URLs like this.

Please don’t visit any of the URLs in this post. I’ve modified them so that they don’t actually go anywhere any more, but it’s still a bad idea, and it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Transplanting flowers from the green hill,

Posted in Spam on October 20th, 2003 by avi – 5 Comments

Got me a good text message on the phone today (leet speak as in the original):

“Hey girl, this is Mike, the shy guy who asked U 4 your # the other night. I’m 2 nervous 2 talk, but I wanted 2 let U know I am thinking of U. Call me sometime.”

I call upon the collective wisdom of LiveJournal to come up with witty responses I can send back to him.