Arctangential

Right now, I am straight-up, 100%, eating turkey spam.

I got email today from one Enid Vasostomy. The subject line was “Prescribed for psychoactive use” and the message body was “mixed worry able only, marry tooth lower its plate.”, along with a link to a website. The website was not for prescription medication but actually some kind of weird porn thing, so I won’t provide the link. I just enjoy sometimes having some truly absurd spam slip through my filters.

For those curious, “vasostomy” is a medical procedure. Like the similarly-named vasectomy, it involves the vas deferens, but instead of cutting it, a hole is made into it. I don’t know under what circumstances this would be advisable, but I don’t think I want one any time soon. I hope Enid’s is doing well.